How to hide urine for a supervised drug test: Female & Male tips

Do you have a urine drug test coming up?  Or are you concerned that you’ll face one in the future?  In this article, we’ll take a look at how you can hide piss for a urinalysis that’s supervised.  From a leg strap, concealing in underwear, or even using a condom, there are various ways for both men and women to hide and carry urine for a drug test. We’ll break down different ways this can be achieved as well as looking at topics such as what types of tests are observed and which won’t be.  You should, however, be aware that it is illegal to cheat on a drug test in some regions including various U.S. states.  So make sure you check out the laws for where you live before considering an effort to beat a urine test.

Urine Tests

So what is a urine test (urinalysis)? Basically, a urine test is a drug test where a urine sample is given and analyzed to check for the presence of various drugs such as marijuana.  Some urine tests are observed. This refers to a ‘supervised urine test’ while in other cases, more privacy will be granted.  Where supervised tests take place, a same-gendered technician or nurse will generally oversee that you follow the procedures of the test correctly.  In these cases, they’ll be conscious of possible cheating such as by taking out another sample (whether of yours or someone else’s) or by using a fake penis or urethra tube to pee into the cup.  Sometimes they will stand behind you. Tests for employment or medical reasons may be unobserved or only partially observed. In a fully observed drug test, they will face you and look at your penis if you’re a male or watch you sit if you’re a female. This is more likely if the test is given in the criminal justice system. Often, those taking a supervised test will be told what the reasons are for such a test is supervised.  If you’ve got a supervised test, then these methods are a challenge to work with and will require practice but it’s certainly not impossible to sneak urine into a supervised drug test!

Observed/Unobserved

Observed = tests for court and probation,

More likely unobserved = tests for doctors and employment (you may be in the bathroom alone, or a technician may stand behind you several feet apart)

A drug test that is observed is called a supervised drug test. Saliva, blood, and hair tests are always observed. A urine test, which is the most frequently used drug test, maybe observed or unobserved. You may be able to ask a test administrator if the test will be observed. If it is unobserved, you will be given a urine cup and told to go in a bathroom alone, close the door, and produce around 2 ounces of urine in the cup.

If partially observed, an administrator may stand behind you while you use the toilet.  In a fully observed test, an administrator will want to see your penis if you are a male, or watch you sit on the toilet if you are a female. The most intrusive type of test, where they verify that they see your sex organ is less likely since it risks legal complaints of invasion of privacy and sexual harassment. This kind of test may be used for probation and other criminal matters. A pre-employment drug test can sometimes be supervised (though less likely), especially if it’s for a job like truck driving, police, or Olympic athletics where drug use can have extensive consequences.

Preparing For Your Test

Let’s now take a look at how you can best prepare yourself for a urine drug test.  You’ve got a urine test coming up and you want to find a way to beat it.  There are many approaches you could take. We do not encourage you to use these techniques anywhere it is illegal, we are simply describing what others have done. Whether you are preparing substitute urine for a drug test or aiming to conceal fake urine it is a path well-trodden and we will tell you what those who have come before have done to successfully pass a test.

How to prepare to test? How much urine will you need?

To prepare for your test, you need to practice strapping your urine and warming device to your person and successfully delivering the required 2 to 5 ounces of urine into the receptacle. This is not as easy to do without getting discovered as it sounds so practice makes perfect. Below we will show you how to do this a homemade kit and with pre-made kits.

You need to produce 2 to 5 ounces of urine for your drug test. You can buy pre-made synthetic urine like Quick Fix Urine or Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee. You must keep it warm with hand warmers or a Urinator device.

Clothing Tips

Your urine needs to be carefully concealed so as not to arouse the attention of drug test technicians. If they catch you, they may disqualify your sample, and in some places, you could be charged with a crime.

You want the urine and hose strapped to your body. Over that, you want a shirt or two, maybe one tighter and one loose. You need to practice again. If you go in fresh without practice, you will surely arouse suspicion.

How to hide your urine

• Taping the sample to your torso

If you tape the sample to your torso, you can bring in a sample for an unobserved drug test. This will not work as well for an observed drug test because they will see you fumbling around to retrieve the sample. You can run a hose from the sample however like our favorite YouTuber in the picture below. The hose must then be attached underneath your penis with a rubber band.

• Leg Strap

This is a thigh strap from Quick Fix. You will need to put a handwarmer on the side of the bottle facing away from your thigh to keep it at body temperature. You can get hand warmers from QuickFix or get one regular one from Walmart.

• Underwear. Swimming trunks

You can stach it in underwear or swimming trunks. You might tape it to your body. Put it somewhere where it can be hidden even if the technician insists on seeing your penis and you have to abort the mission. if you know you’re gonna be dirty and it’s not illegal, you should decline to piss. A refused test is better than a dirty test, as long as it’s not for court or probation or in some other way illegal. As a backup plan, you should do a dilution regimen as well, that way even if you are observed so closely that you have to use your real urine, you may still pass. You can always refuse a test for pre-employment or medical purposes. And if they want to see your penis or vagina, you have good reason to throw a fake fit. Just say you’re not comfortable with that, you might even suggest you are legally offended by the suggestion and may take legal action. They are likely to allow you to piss unobserved especially if you are female. But if it’s for sports or some manly occupations like truck driving, they may demand to see your penis and will just make fun of you if you claim to be squeamish about it. You can also use the excuse that you can’t pee if someone is watching. That’s a real thing some people will respect.

You can use tape or joint wraps to tape the bladder or container around the thigh or in the groin area then put on your boxer briefs or swimming trunks. You need to practice. Practice how you will use it if observed directly, observed from behind, or unobserved. If you get caught, even if there’s really no law making it explicitly illegal, they will likely try to charge you with something if it’s in a legal context like for court. Some have been charged with ‘using a forgery device’, basically like counterfeiting, forging checks, or a fraud charge. The charge will likely stick due to disrespect of the rights of drug users.

• Condom drug test trick

Back in the day, people used to put the urine in a condom. You will still need a hand warmer to keep its body temperature. Nowadays, people use special bladders such as contained in The Urinator, The Whizzinator, or The Monkey Dong as well as many other products. A condom may work for a strictly unobserved test.

Special Devices

• Fake Urine Belt

 This belt sold by Quick Fix, you wear around your waist. You need to wear it under your clothes and make sure the clothes you wear over it fully conceal it. Next, you need to practice before you go to the testing center. Lastly, if you are asked to pee while the technician is watching you, abort the mission and use your real urine (you should have done a dilution regimen so you may still pass). There is no reliable way to hide the hose if the technician is looking directly at your penis. Either way, you are uncomfortable being watched, or just pee in the cup and hope the dilution works. If it’s just for employment, you can also just refuse and lose the job. You won’t be in trouble for refusing, you just won’t get the job. Whereas if you try to cheat and get caught, in some states, you can be charged with a crime, even though you never even had to take the test for any legal purpose in the first place. So, cut your losses and call it off if you get a pervy technician who wants to see your private parts. You can also complain and launch a legal challenge of course.

How to pass a drug test while being watched

The video above contains instructions on how to beat a supervised drug test for a male with the technician looking at you. Here’s a description of the steps.

• Get a drug test beating kit. It will contain a bladder, a hose, and a hand warmer. The Urinator is a good one but is expensive. You can also buy a cheap wearable urinal kit from Walmart such as the one shown below if you can’t afford one of the fancy ones online. This one will need a warmer added.

How to make a homemade Whizzinator. A homemade kid consists of a travel container,  airline tubing or a fish tank, super glue, hand warmer, and your urine substitute. This could be fresh, clean urine from a friend or a kid (this is a frequent choice since friends can’t be certain to have done any drugs while kids are more likely clean unless they take ADHD meds) or synthetic urine like Quick Fix which gets great reviews. This can also be used as a DIY  female Whizzinator for a drug test.

• Put your urine in your container or bladder. Superglue the airline tubing to the pour spout at the top.  You can strap it to you with some tape like the fellow in the video referenced above but it’s safer if you buy a premade leg or waist strap to hold it securely. Make sure gravity is putting the fluid into your hose. You might have to squeeze the bottle at your side to make the fluid come out. And your hose will need to be able to open and close by means of a clamp. You can attach the hose to your Weiner with a rubber band at the base of the shaft so that it is concealed. And when you pee, you don’t wanna take your pee-pee all the way out so that the hose is visible, so be discreet.

Now you’ve got to have nerves of steel cuz you might be trying to deceive the technician while he is looking right at you. If you can’t do it, just tell him you can’t go with someone looking. You will either be disqualified, or he will allow you to turn around and face the toilet. In this case, do your thing but still be discreet, cuz if he sees you fumbling around, he’s going to get suspicious. Finally, finish by squeezing some fake or real urine into the toilet. Don’t get any real urine in the cup because it’s got drugs in it. The technician is gonna want to know you peed in the toilet some to make it look real. This is also why you are not supposed to flush the toilet after peeing, they may want to verify. Good going. Again, don’t do this in circumstances where it is illegal. No one you’ve consulted online can get you out of legal trouble.

• Practice makes perfect. You can be certain that you will fumble this if the first time you do it is in front of the technician. You need to do it several times with regular or heated water in front of a friend at home. So you may want to buy several heating pads aka hand warmers, so you can use some for practice. If you won’t be observed, also get a kit with a temperature strip so you can check that you have the right temperature before you submit a sample. Most hand warmers are gonna keep your urine body temperature so you should be set with any normal hand warmer keeping your urine warm, but to be on the safe side, if you can afford it, definitely opt for warmers that come with urine drug test beating kits and containers with a temperature strip to show you your urine is the right temperature before you submit it.

Professional Kits

Monkey Dong

The Monkey Dong is actually a human dong urine delivery system to fool observed drug tests, not a monkey dong, which is considerably smaller than a human’s. You can get one to match your skin tone. You just fill up the bladder with your choice of synthetic or borrowed urine. Attach the warmer, check the temp, and squeeze your urine into your specimen cup. Now if you plan to do this while observed, practice and be smooth about it. People have been caught even when they were only observed from behind because they were fiddling around with equipment for too long. Monkey dong also makes a female version which just contains a tube without a skin matched penis.

The Whizzinator

The Whizzinator is possibly the most famous of urine delivery kits. You can get a fake dong to match your skin tone. It looks very real, but don’t pull it all the way out, be discreet. Practice first and be sure you know exactly how to squirt your urine into your cup even if you are directly observed. 

Cupid Mini Urine Kit

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So how can a female pass a supervised drug test? This product is made for women who are trying to smuggle synthetic urine into a test center.  It is promoted as the most effective women synthetic urine device out there.  CUPID is short for Clean Urine Personal Insert Device and is basically a Whizzinator for women. The purpose of the cupid female urination device is to offer women a discreet way to pass out a urine sample, fake or real.  Another plus is that it can supposedly be disguised as a tampon so it may even work to beat a supervised test.  However, you can’t ignore the risks involved there, especially if you make a mistake in concealment.  You can buy this female urination device drug test for about $100. It supposedly can be inserted in the vagina, you pull the tampon string and the urine flows right out. This could definitely be a sure shot for women.

Other devices for women

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A woman can pass an observed drug test with similar products including TravelJane Disposable Urinal Packs.  It’s a great non-spill option and a low-cost choice too at just about 8 bucks. Unlike the CUPID, it cannot be inserted into the vagina so it’s easier to be caught since you will wear it like panties.  Above, we looked at the CUPID mini urine kit but beyond that, there is also the CUPID urine kit quick fix bundle and the  CUPID expandable.   There are also drug test pee bag products that are available on the market that will suffice for women taking an unobserved drug test.

Social Media Accounts

 Reddit user: female …. hides fake pee for a drug test

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Reddit user: “passed two observed tests.”

Comment: This user placed fake urine in a temperature-regulated urine pouch called The Urinator and passed several tests similar to tests administered by Labcorp, one of the main testers in the US.

Reddit user: “worked like a charm.”

Reddit user: “get clean pee from a friend.”

As we’ve suspected, pre-employment tests are unlikely to want to see your penis or vagina, but that may not be the case for court and probation tests. Likely, a dilution is safer to use for a test administered for legal reasons. Technically, since dilution can be done with just creatine, salt, water, and b-vitamins (all of which you can get from just a large seasoned steak and water), it cannot be made illegal. In practice, if you buy a dedicated dilution product and are caught with it, you can be charged with a crime in some states. So don’t leave your dilution or detox products laying around in the open.

Drawbacks and Disclaimers

As mentioned before, we are describing how people have passed urine drug tests, we are not advising that you use any of these means. If you are caught, you could be disqualified for a job, or in some states or jurisdictions where it is illegal, you could be charged with a crime. So, use at your own discretion and weigh the pros and cons.

There are a handful of cases where people have been caught. In some cases, these persons clearly did very unadvisable things to get themselves caught but in other cases, they were simply caught by a very observant probation officer. Let’s look at a few cases.

There used to be a few stock cases of people being busted with fake urine or fake urine devices, including NFL star Onterrio Smith. Now, however, it happens with such regularity that we might as well just list some notable or recent cases. Most of the time, people are busted because they are seen fiddling around with the apparatus, not because the urine is analyzed and determined to be fake. While urine can easily be disqualified for any parameters being off, proving it is fake takes more time and is usually not worth pursuing when the sample has been disqualified anyway.

In October 2019, a DuBois, PA  woman was caught using a homemade apparatus to submit fake urine.^[5] She was charged with violating her probation and was jailed. Obviously here she must have tried to submit a fake sample to a probation officer. Now, she’s a woman and normally women aren’t watched but apparently, probation officers will indeed watch a woman pee, so if your device is not carefully concealed and ready to use discreetly, you may indeed be caught.

In 2012, a woman in Pineville Kentucky also used urine to try to pass a test administered for probation. 40-Year-old Judie Miller was busted and charged.^[6] Kentucky has laws against using detox products and it also has a terrible problem with drug abuse and the spread of HIV and Hepatitis from IV drug use. It also has a Draconian attitude toward drug use. All of that leads to a terrible formula for those who become addicted to drugs, then traumatized by abuse by the legal system. Poor Judie admitted it was dog urine she was using. She wasn’t caught due to the composition of the urine though but was caught fiddling around with the apparatus. So have your technique down before you go in there. Also, don’t try this for probation because you could get in real trouble. Just use a regular dilution regimen. You can pass if you time it correctly and it’s rarely illegal since it contains only regular food ingredients and herbs. You should buy several drug test kits and dilution drinks or homemade ingredients and practice before your test.

Let’s see if the men are faring any better. In Dec 2019, two men were busted in Texas using The Whizzinator to beat drug tests. Oluwabunmi Odu-Onikosi and Jesus Hilario were busted in Tarrant County Texas, both were charged and jailed on a probation violation.^[7] Again, they were not discovered due to the urine testing as fake, rather, they were caught fiddling with their fake penis. Or perhaps they pulled the penis out too far or had trouble getting it to work. Possibly they chose a penis that did not match their skin tone and this tipped off the probation officer. In any case, at probation, they are more likely to watch you pee very closely than if you are peeing for a job. Since such persons are already considered criminals, their privacy is much less respected and they are probably used to having to strip naked and have body cavities examined. This is less likely to happen at a drug test for employment.

Lastly, there are two cases where women were caught due to putting the fake urine in a microwave at a convenience store and causing the fake urine to explode. In both cases, police were called and they were discovered.^[8] So it goes without saying, don’t do that. See the bottom of our article here for all the laws we have discovered about detox products and synthetic urine in the United States. Check your own local laws to be sure.

Conclusion

Fake or substituted urine can beat an observed drug test but you need a lot of practice and to have your technique down. We are not encouraging anyone to try beating a test anywhere where doing so is illegal. Probation officers are likely to watch you very closely and you could receive jail time for using a concealed fake urinating apparatus so think long and hard before you decide to use one. Peeing for employment is less likely to be as invasively observed, and legal penalties if caught trying to beat a test for employment may be far less severe than if trying to defraud a system of justice.  If uncertain, some have used both dilution and a concealed urine substitute. If you discover you are too closely observed, you can just use your own real penis and hope the diluted urine will have a chance of working rather than being caught using a fake penis and possibly face a fraud charge.  In any case, good luck!

References

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^[3] “Traveljane Disposable Urinal 3 Pack for Women by … – eBay.” https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/1871720571. Accessed 22 Oct. 2020.

^[4] “Drug Test Fake Urine? : portlandtrees – Reddit.” https://www.reddit.com/r/portlandtrees/comments/b4si4e/drug_test_fake_urine/. Accessed 22 Oct. 2020.

^[5] “DuBois woman used fake urine for drug test | Connect FM ….” 2 Oct. 2019, https://www.connectradio.fm/2019/10/02/dubois-woman-used-fake-urine-for-drug-test/. Accessed 23 Oct. 2020.

^[6] “Woman accused of using dog urine to pass drug test.” https://www.bigcountryhomepage.com/crime/woman-accused-of-using-dog-urine-to-pass-drug-test/. Accessed 23 Oct. 2020.

^[7] “Two men back in prison for trying to cheat drug tests with ….” 6 Dec. 2019, https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2019/12/06/two-men-back-in-prison-for-trying-to-cheat-drug-tests-with-whizzinator-and-fake-urine/. Accessed 23 Oct. 2020.

^[8] “How to get urine to the right temperature for a drug test – Leaf ….” https://leaf.expert/synthetic-urine/urine-temperature-drug-test. Accessed 23 Oct. 2020.